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Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.
Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.
by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022
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Couslings

To be cousins and siblings at the same time
Lisa married Hank and had kids. Hanks brother Tim came along had sex with lisa, that made Hank and Lisa divorced and later Tim had kids with Lisa, making Lisa's kids Couslings
by BDPking101 April 3, 2020
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Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.
Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!
by The Popcorn King April 25, 2011
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courting

When a Muslim or chaste person of the Book (Christian, Jew) gets to know another person of the opposite sex with the purpose of seeking marriage.

When two people are courting they are meeting and getting to know each while maintains their religions rules and etiquette of modesty and gender interactions.

It was more commonly used up to to early 20th century, up to the end of the Victorian era. The culture of getting intimate with the opposite sex has changed and evolved. Now in the 21st century the term dating is more commonly used, where 2 people will meet and form a relationship without marriage in mind. Only when the relationship is on full swing will the dating couple consider marriage.

This is why it's assumed (with exceptions existing ofcourse) that two people that are courting are most likely Muslim, or chaste people of the Book.
a: Maashaa Allah, my brother and Fatima have been courting for sometime now . I think their nikkah will be done next week.

b: Your mother and I courted for 2 months.
by TheGirlWhoSlayzzzz December 25, 2017
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coasting

to be drunk and blazed where you feel really chill and you're just coasting along.. you're just chillin.
mo are you drunk?

nah im coasting... feelin good and blazed
by moseph moseph August 13, 2008
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counting money

A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.
Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.
by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007
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coasting money

Money you have saved up while working at a shitty job that allows you to quit and live off of your savings for a while until you find another shitty job.
Yeah, I've been out of work for a two weeks but I've been living off of my coasting money so I'm in no hurry to get another job.
by nlitwiller December 14, 2008
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