cottage cheese dick

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

cottage cheese ass

When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.

My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.

by drew/ryan August 27, 2005

cotea

Cotea is a mixture of coffee and tea. It has the strength of coffee, and the refreshment of tea. It is also known as cofftea but cotea is shorter and easier. It can be served hot or chilled. Anyone who drinks it is a good man :P

"hey man give me some Cotea"
"yeah dude thats the shit"

by Nivblotsky and Jammo February 12, 2007

Cottage Grove, MN

A surburban town that is EXTREMELY boring unless you know the right people. It is a farming community also, and the High School has a very high pregnancy rate. Most kids end up doing drugs in middle school because they are so bored but stop once they get a car.

Person 1: I'm so excited to go to Mexico for spring break!

Person 2: FML, I have to stay in Cottage Grove, MN.

Person 3: Wanna go get high at Kingston?

Person 2: Why the fuck not? Let's go.

by stifler'smom April 1, 2010

Weekend at the cottage

Homosexual sex act. One man fills another man's anal cavity with cottage cheese and the has anal sex with him to completion. Afterwards the mixture of blood, cum, shit, and cottage cheese is scooped into a bowl and eaten by one or both participants.

Clayton wanted to do something nice for Matt, so he treated him to a weekend at the cottage.

by mitch71h November 20, 2014

Cottaging

A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.

‘Keep away from those toilets, Fred, it’s full of nine-bob-notes going cottaging!’

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

by Mister A. February 11, 2009