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Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.
I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!
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cooter tracks

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.
The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.
by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005
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cooter cannon

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.
by Meat wallet March 19, 2015
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Dunked your cooter

a localized version of “putting your foot into”something” / “she put her whole pussy into that,” doing the most
Wow Steve, this latte is so good! You really dunked your cooter into that!”
by amxd December 9, 2022
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CooterScooter

This term refers to the mobility scooters used primarily by the elderly and handicapped.

Larger stores have them available for shopper's convenience and while intended for those in need, they're occasionally used by able-bodied numbskull kids for entertainment.

The usage of "cooter" in this definition is derived from the word "coot," referring to an elderly person.
"Hey dude, let's go ride the CooterScooters."
by Steve & Sarah's Dad:) July 11, 2017
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cooterfro

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.
All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.
by bunny September 15, 2004
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Cooter bark

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now
Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.
by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022
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