Cotch 'n' Coffee

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.

Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.

by jkbjk February 11, 2017

Tea Cotching

Evolving from an ancient Chinese martial art, where all pupils are implored by masters to drink tea in the company of brothers. Chilling and cotching with your boys whilst having a special "black-belt" brewed tea in hand.

I'm tea cotching with the lads mate...

by Brap Tingsies August 28, 2010

Meadows Bush Cotch

A Midsummers Night retreat used by a certain miscreants of the West Lothian region.

"safe im just going out for a walk"
translated into:
"Seen going to meadows bush cotch so i can facilitate bashment whilst spying on yats"

by Meadows Park Warden May 21, 2006

Cotch Flex

A cotch Flex is a type of sex toy, used by asian men.

That cotch flex felt really good yesterday night.

by Anonymous792 March 30, 2009

cotch potato

Combination of cotching and being a couch potato. So ultimate slob mode. A little like the notorious 'Netflix and chill'.

Duuuuuude. I am such a cotch potato.

cotched, cotch, couch potato, chilled

by datstudentlife January 07, 2016

cotch syrup

a shot or drink that is almost definately going to make you throw up.

" ah dude you just had another tequila, that stuff is cotch syrup man!"

by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013

Cotched Rotten

Being made a fool of to a major level in front of others

“ you have been absolutely cotched rotten”

by HFTravioli February 10, 2022