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Jizzterine Coctail

The act of mixing horse semen and listerine mouth wash together and giving it to a family member as a gift.
Dude i think my dick of a brother gave me a jizzterine coctail.
by The Steve Machine April 10, 2010
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Hierarchy of Contact

In the digital age we all have a multitude of options for communication. It can be inferred that there is a kind of "Contact Hierarchy" and "Contact Continuum" as not all modes hold the same weight with communication ranging from 1-10.

Hierarchy of contact in 2010 as defined by this contributor:

1. Face to face
2. Telephone
3. Personal Letter
4. SMS, BBIM
5. Email
6. Personal message eg FB
7. Instant Message eg FB, MSN
8. Wall postings, comments
8. "Like," "Poke"
9. Nil contact.
10. Active blocking of contact.

Note: Higher order = increased responsiveness.

A more serious and/or important matter or message would attract a higher order of communication, with the top order being face to face. There are so many ways to communicate, the options are greater than ever before. But is all modes of communication the same, and attracting the same weight of force? Therefore there is a hierarchy. This may vary per user, but there is a hierarchy.
Hierarchy of Contact refers to how the more important the message or reason to communicate, or the person to communicate with, the higher in the order that communication would be. Conversely, less important is therefore lower.

Example, you really need to speak with someone about something serious, you want to face to face with them. If its not serious at all, you might make a posting on their social network wall.

At the end of the hierarchy is active blocking, where someone deliberately refuses any mode of contact.
by AlganonAU December 2, 2010
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Contact shame is really bad especially if you're watching with friends or family
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contact buzz

To get high from someone who is smoking a joint near you.
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Post Coital Hatred

Post coital hatred is the feeling of hatred that a man feels for a woman immediately after a man ejaculates during sex.
Immediately after ejaculation the sufferer of PCH is overcome with hatred, regret and disgust for the woman.
It usually occurs during a one night stand but can sometimes occur in long term relationships.
Rocco developed Post Coital Hatred for Sheila during a one night stand on a park bench
by Anonymous10000 July 20, 2008
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CoDtard

A CoDtard is a person of lesser intellectual capacity than the average human, this leads to an uncanny addiction to the Call of Duty series. A CoDtard can't motivate why they like Call of Duty or why it is superior to other games, in their opinion. Most CoDtards are also trolls on other game forums. CoDtards are often also white-supremacists. Most CoDtars are in the age group 9-15, tough some rare exceptions are known to exist.
CoDtard: The Halo: Reach graphics look like shit.
Human 1: Have you even seen them?
CoDtard: Why would I waste my time on shit like that?!
Human 2: Seriously you can't just say everything that isn't made by Infinity Ward or Treyarch is shit.
CoDtard: Shut up you niggers!!!
by A real human April 6, 2010
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Coitalicious

A member of the opposite sex, usually female, who is attractive enough that you would take great pleasure in engaging in coital with them.
Dayum, check dat ass. That gurl is coitalicious.
by Conn92 August 12, 2010
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