cobe disease

meaning "Coming Out Both Ends"
non medical term for the symptoms which arise from engaging in the excesses of mexican fare and tequila...

Just after stumbling out of "Tacos R Us" Paul came down with a mucho case of "cobe disease"

by sheila in the car April 26, 2009

Cooble

A unit of measurement equivilant to 8.04 inches commonly used in Canada. Named after Arthur D. Cooble, the 4th Education Minister of Canada, the Cooble (Koo-bowl) was the premier unit of measurement from 1904-1978. With the introduction of the Metric System, the use of Coobles is being systematically phased out. However; In rural Canada many signs using Coobles are still in existance aswell as on many vehicles manufactered before 1976.

Man, my car is really slow. It can only go 350 Coobles per second (C/PS)

by Bobsmithers February 1, 2008

Stephen Colbert

He is America. (And so can you!)

"Do you know Stephen Colbert?"
"Oh yeah. He's America!"

by njm222 September 20, 2009

Colbertized

Someone who has been nailed in Stephen Colbert's satirical style(From the Colbert Report). Like the way the right wingers get nailed by him all the time.

Chris : I like him, he agrees with me that women should stay in the kitchen.

John : No dude, he just colbertized you.

by Chris0108 November 7, 2008

Colbert nationalist

An individual member of the Colbert Nation, a group of people enthralled by their Rasputinesque leader Stephen Colbert. Willing to do any number of stunts on the Internet for the pleasure of their mesmerizing leader.

Hey, look! A bunch of Colbert nationalists just spammed UrbanDictionary trying to redefine "Canada's history" as an obscene sex act because Stephen told them to! AWESOMESAUCE. I'll join them!

by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Cooba

Someone who has been to jail. This can also be used as a nickname, but the person that has this nickname has to have a name starting in C.

Cooba would not be a good parole officer because he knows everyone in there.

by Poopyweinerbutt December 24, 2020

colbee

colbee is a synonym of a gangsta. colbee often pees on the ground. brunette colbee's are the best. very athletic and fun to be around. often gets people weak. beautiful & could be the greatest bff ever.

cheese booty puddles colbee

by wakaflocka123 October 4, 2010