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Conundumb

The realization that you’re not getting any smarter. Those around you are just getting dumber.
You know, I was thinking about all these people around me the other day and I had a conundumb. When friends are talking about how people getting dumber, you answer "That's a conundumb"
by Gumybob November 5, 2009
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America is in a Trump (connundrum)
by Sparkle Fart September 21, 2017
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Cumdrum

The result of intense face fucking causing semen to be forced through every orifice in the human skull.
Your sister wouldn’t let me stop pounding her face until she was cumdrum and all drizzly!
by Tezzlha April 3, 2021
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Cheeseburger Conundrum

Philosophy of Nerd thought experiment in which the following is asked:

If you shat out a perfect cheeseburger, not made of shit, but an honest to god cheeseburger, would you eat it?

The only wrong answer to the question is the refusal to answer it.
1. "I asked my doctor about the Cheeseburger Conundrum and he said he'd only do it if he could get an enema first."
by Robot Loves Zombie October 29, 2009
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Double Meatball Conundrum

Occurs when you are pulling in to your morning destination, and shart after eating two $2 - 6" meatball subs the night before.
Dude, I was pulling into court to pay my ticket and had a double meatball conundrum!
by NocOps September 21, 2011
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The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum

The Orgy/Vomit Conundrum, coined in 1963, is the predicament in which one finds that the point of inebriation where it is possible to overcome the social barriers and anxieties in order to suggest that people in a given space engage in an orgy is also the physiological state or tipping point at which vomiting is likely to occur. In essence, you can only suggest that an orgy is in order when you are so drunk that you're bound to vomit and ruin any reasonable chance of carrying out said orgy.
Man, last night I faced the orgy/vomit conundrum
by teeveeglare May 18, 2008
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conundrum

1. answering someone with a pun

2. a dilema of some sort, can't be answered

also see <b>kunundrum</b>
The answer to the cure of aids is a conundrum.
by kdv July 8, 2005
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