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Contradiction

I am a compassionate conservative. Please excuse me, I need to go join the army so I can kill - no, I mean "help" - the people in Iraq.

How come some people can have examples without the word and I can't?

Contradiction
by Abudoobie January 9, 2006
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Contradiction

The stupidest essay error of all time, and clearly points out that you couldn't possibly know less about the thing you were talking about, unless of course you acknowledge the contradiction.
Adolf Hitler was a cunning philanthropist. He was skilled in painting art, and led the Nazi regime, whose genocide was the leading cause of death for Jews in Europe at the time.

The Bible does not present all accurate information, and contains quite a few contradictions. In 2 Samuel, 24:1, God is the person to tell David to count his Israelite troops, but oddly, in I Chronicles 2, 1:1, Satan is counted as the person to tell David to count his troops.
by LWxxDark Wolf November 29, 2009
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Contramster

A hamster brought illegaly into a country without the consent of the local judicial government.
Sadam, along with many other illegal biological plans, imported nearly 5 contramsters over the last 12 years
by NicoNc2 October 21, 2003
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Contrainception

Protection worn to defend yourself from the unwanted side-effects of being mindfucked, including STMIs (Sexually Transmitted Mental Illnesses) and thought-pregnancy.
-Hey man, I'm about to go learn about quantum theory.
-Well, don't forget to use contrainception!
by NOP724 May 5, 2011
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contrabass flute

Basically, a giant flute. It's like a contrabass saxophone or a contrabass clarinet, but it's a flute.
Person 1: "Woah! That's a giant flute! Is it an alto flute, or a bass flute?"
Person 2: "Neither. It's a contrabass flute!"
by i'm ace August 15, 2017
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Contradicting outfit

An outfit that contradicts yourself. Most common types of Contradicting outfits are sweatpants and a tank top, a long sleeve shirt and shorts, flip flops with sweatpants and a long sleeved upper wear.
R'shad: Hey Pegasus, see the guy benching 45 pounds?
Pegasus: Yeah man.
R'shad: Hes wearing sweatpants and a tank top, what a nerd. His Contradicting outfit is making my eyes bleed.
by Hehshdn February 16, 2018
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Mindless Contradictions

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Go to www.soundclick.com/mindlesscontradictions to listen to their music.
by Dead Phanthom November 7, 2004
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