A common phrase used in consulting to refer to a situation in which a consultant tells the client or a colleague to go fuck themselves. Originates from the feature film “The Other Guys” in which Will Ferrell’s character discharges his firearm inside a police station at his desk.
Person 1: The client refused to give me the information I needed so I told them to go fuck themselves.
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
Person: Whoa! That was your first consultant desk pop! Let’s go get hammered!
by Tired Consultant March 8, 2021
Get the Consultant Desk Pop mug.Consultech: The intersection of "consulting" and "technology". It refers to the field of consulting that leverages advanced technology, data analysis, and business intelligence tools to help businesses make strategic decisions, improve their performance, streamline processes, and innovate. It can cover services such as digital transformation, data analysis, strategic planning, cybersecurity, IT consulting, and software development.
A Consultech is a firm that leverages advanced technology and data analysis tools to help businesses make strategic decisions and improve their performance. This can cover a wide range of services, including but not limited to:
Digital transformation: Consultech companies can guide businesses in implementing new technologies, automating processes, and digitally transforming their operations.
Data analysis and business intelligence: With the help of advanced software and algorithms, Consultech can offer deep insights into business operations and customer behavior, helping businesses make data-driven decisions.
Strategic planning: Using tools like predictive analytics and machine learning, Consultech services can help businesses foresee market trends, understand competitive landscapes, and formulate robust strategies.
Cybersecurity: Consultech can also ensure that a company's technological infrastructure is secure and able to protect sensitive business and customer data.
IT consulting: This can include everything from selecting and implementing the right software and hardware to managing large IT projects.
Software development: Some Consultech firms might also provide customized software solutions to meet specific business needs.
Digital transformation: Consultech companies can guide businesses in implementing new technologies, automating processes, and digitally transforming their operations.
Data analysis and business intelligence: With the help of advanced software and algorithms, Consultech can offer deep insights into business operations and customer behavior, helping businesses make data-driven decisions.
Strategic planning: Using tools like predictive analytics and machine learning, Consultech services can help businesses foresee market trends, understand competitive landscapes, and formulate robust strategies.
Cybersecurity: Consultech can also ensure that a company's technological infrastructure is secure and able to protect sensitive business and customer data.
IT consulting: This can include everything from selecting and implementing the right software and hardware to managing large IT projects.
Software development: Some Consultech firms might also provide customized software solutions to meet specific business needs.
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Basically, if you aren't the brightest bulb in the box, you might need to hire one of these experienced professionals.
Otherwise theres always a computer.
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Otherwise theres always a computer.
Person A: " The easy-jet website confuses me"
Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"
Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"
Person B: " Yes that's right, i can recommend you one in fact, Ealing common has the best deals and the cheapest service"
Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"
Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
Person B: " maybe you should hire a corporate travel consultant"
Person A: " Whats that...? Ohh, you mean a travel Agent?"
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Person A: " isn't it just a bit excessive paying someone to do this for you?"
Person B: "Not really, its only like asking someone to wipe your arse and then paying them for it"
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