Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer

1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.

2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.

1)

Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”

2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*

by Carbohan March 3, 2019

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David de lá Conquer

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Watch out it’s the gingerbreadman... David de lá Conquer

by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019

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conquer the lion

To conquer the lion is to drink shots of a particular brand of Jamaican overproof run called "Conquering Lion", a 63% Alcohol (126 Proof) rum.

Let's conquer the lion right now!

by wtheronjones March 17, 2011

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Conquering the Queen

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.

I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!

by Ocouple339966 November 21, 2020

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Divide & Conquer

When a man is talking/texting multiple women and is loyal to all them, those beautiful goddesses.. and dominating I'm the bedroom, just don't get caught! ;)

Another Divide & Conquer Variation Definition:
When a Pimp/Player/Top G sweet talks & makes loves to multiple women...

When a woman describes a player:

"All that man does is divide and conquer women."
Or when a man uses it,
"I divide and conquer women, they all adore and love me." As the Man said presumably
Top G shit

by RumHamm November 18, 2022

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