by C4MSW3 December 9, 2019
Get the David de lá Conquermug. 1) A foolish teenager who roams around Disney wearing a plastic Viking helmet while eating footlong hotdogs.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
2) A fierce and ruthless Viking warrior that travels to foreign lands, conquering anyone in his path. Nicknamed for his footlong horse cock.
1)
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
Son: “Mom who’s that guy on the Dumbo ride?”
Mom: “That’s Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, hold my hand and don’t make eye contact with him”
2)
Peasant Guy: “The village was raided last night, everyone’s dead or enslaved, and every house has been looted!!!”
Peasant Girl: “That was just Sven the “Footlong” Conquerer, and he conquered me good” *wink*
by Carbohan March 3, 2019
Get the Sven the “Footlong” Conquerermug. by pus c getr 69 February 25, 2019
Get the Coochie Conquerermug. Move 1: Sign waiver.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
Move 2: A man inserts his penis into a woman's rectum.
Move 3: Insert entire hand into vagina
Move 4: Find and grab lower intestine of consensual partner
Move 5: Using lower intestine of said partner, begin to masturbate until climax and ka-pow!
Move 6: Provide Tylenol and kleenex.
by Dogcatchersmyrna July 2, 2018
Get the Command and Conquermug. <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a man or a woman takes loads from four different ethnicities from the four corners of the world within a 24 hour period.
I took a load earlier today from an asian, a hispanic, and a white dude. I am one black dick away from conquering the four horsemen. Do you know any black dudes that are DTF?
by Sloppybottom October 26, 2025
Get the Conquering the Four Horsemenmug. 《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025
Get the 《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》mug.