CONPOLLUTED

CON•PU•LOO•TED - DEFINITION: A person that speeks in a complex and hard to understand way , while under the influence of alcohol , or other mind alternating substances .

Conpolluted
EXAMPLE : A person says , "give me cigaremethingies " . ( cigarettes for me thingies )

by MandevilleMike May 13, 2023

Conpointed

When you think you see something amusing and become excited just to find out that it wasn't what you thought it was.

(A cross between confused and disappointed)

Person 1: "OMG! Is that Mario?"
Person 2: "No, Its just a cartoon frog"
Person 1 *Conpointed as heck*: "What a Conpointment"

by chezzicorn777 May 26, 2023

COTPOP

An acronym that stands for a :
Condom On The Penis Of Progress

Which is basically used to describe anyone useless or incompetent that hinders progress. The best thing is that they are too stupid to realize the meaning and ridicule, taking the nickname as a form of recognition and assuming it is a wee pet name or something.

In the workplace: "oi, COTPOP....how are you getting on over there"?

COTPOP: "Aw epic me old mate....just channeling the chakra" (of course pretending to work but actually doing fuck all and holding everyone up)

by Tuggersarus September 14, 2023

Condophobia

Someone who has a fear of condiments. Looking at them, touching them, and eating them. Refuses to be near them and gets scared by them easily.

"Kaley has a condophobia of ketchup"

by Artemisthea1 January 23, 2025

Conpost

A specific instance of Conbait—a post that dismisses religious, spiritual, or metaphysical beliefs by framing the believer as either delusional or deceptive. Conposts often take a knowing, superior tone: "Oh honey, you actually believe that?" "Another grifter exploiting the vulnerable." "Congratulations on discovering basic pattern-seeking bias." "The psychic was reading your body language, not your future." The Conpost performs skepticism as cruelty, using materialist orthodoxy as a weapon against experiences it cannot explain and does not try to understand. It's not science; it's scientism as social aggression.

"I shared my experience of what felt like communication with a deceased family member. First Conpost: 'Congratulations, your grieving brain generated comforting hallucinations. This is basic psychology. Stop grifting vulnerable people.' They diagnosed my grief, dismissed my experience, and accused me of exploitation in one sentence. That's Conpost—skepticism as a cudgel."

by Abzugal February 24, 2026

Conopulate

To twist and turn violently like a loonatic

It is bad to conopulate your hair!!

by SPANY907 October 10, 2025