conker

1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.

Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"

by A conker February 9, 2020

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Cock conkers

Playing the traditional game of conkers but with your cocks.

Mark swung his massive Cock conker onto Paul's much smaller one! Hence cock conkers.

by Goldie 78 November 2, 2021

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Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

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Conker

I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)

I AM THE GREAT POO! I am the great poo monster! (conker's bad fur day and conker live and reloaded)

by MrMorganMarston January 27, 2022

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Conker

1. A conker is Britan's Horse Chestnut, it is poisonous and should not be eaten. Children used to tie it and try breaking other conkers as a game.
2. Conker is a character from the hit N64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is one of the best squirrel characters to exist.

1. Child: Let's play with conkers!
2. Conker: Welp... Here I am. Conker the King. King of ALL the lands!

by Ahmed3737 August 23, 2024

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