Conk

A conk is a cock that achieves maximal tumescence regardless of the intimate context or adverse events.

I didn’t expect things to move so fast with Jemiel’s mom. I was creeping up on second base, and even though she burped her colostomy bag, my conk was aching for more.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.

Conk, Dad. How’s it going?

by Mr.Blue sky September 29, 2020

Conk

The best person ever he's a litteraly god he even has a wikipedia page you should rep him btw

Your nearly on the level of conk

by C0nk January 5, 2021

Conk

Someone who is stupid or and idiot.

"Matthew is a Conk", said Zoe

by Jaeden Martell January 9, 2021

Conk

A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.

"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"

by Anarchon March 5, 2021

conk

when you get bonked in the face by a cock.

Person 1: Pulled out his junk, and the next thing I knew, his dick slaps me in the face!

Person 2: Bruh you got conked lmao

by conk master March 28, 2021

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021