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Zi Cong

Zi Cong's originate from the depths of main land china who have migrated to other parts of the world. They normally don't grow over 3 foot 4 in height and normally shaped like a FIFA certified Adidas football ball that is used during the UCL final. Zi Cong's are great friends but can sometimes be meat riders. Talking about meat they are 90% body fat with very little to none muscles. They are normally one hit wonders when it comes to sport but damn that one hit be golden sometimes. Zi Cong's rarely get haircuts because they are always emo, they are introverts and hate socializing. Zi Cong's also have absolutely 0 drip completely 0 absolute dog shit. They wear the same thing even if its for a formal event. They can cause cancer sometimes but in general a Zi Cong is a great person to be around. Also their cum stinks oh and yea they are male and if not they are women with dicks also called "Ibrahim's".
Person 1: Yo Zi Cong wanna play Call Of Duty?

Zi Cong *Already in COD": To lazy lah
by Homiebroskialarm August 22, 2022
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congee

Properly made rice, just with more water
This congee not wet rice. Not use colander make congee...Hiiyaa!
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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Truong Cong Tuan

Love being blindfolded in bed and while doing his card tricks. Always take others' opinions personally. To Tuan, he is the best.
Have you seen Truong Cong Tuan on Bo Ho? Yeah, he sucks!
by Truong Cong Tuan November 23, 2021
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Cong

Why diamond IV in league of legends exists
Why you doing a cong????
by Wipnick August 25, 2020
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cing cong ping pong ayee

by Mr Super Real. January 13, 2022
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Cong / Congle

Verb, Cong
1 - Violently assault another individual with a Conger Eel (or another object in some rare cases) by swinging it at them with lethal force, usually towards the head. This word is emphasized if the Eel in question is known to be particularly large or long.

Verb, Congle
1 - The process by which Eels breathe. Since most Anguilliformes lack gill covers, they manually pump oxygen to their gills by opening and closing their mouth repeatedly. When congling, the necks of Moray Eels will appear bloated, which a select few find comedic. In some cases, other fish congle in the same way that eels do.
"I knew he was going to CONG me when, glaring, he pulled a massive eel out of the lake."
"Shortly after the raiding of freshwater aquariums, reports of conging emerged throughout the nation."

"The Green Moray immediately stopped playfully congling and gave a dead stare that pierced his soul."
"During the road trip, she was dared to congle. However, she took it too far and jumped out the window into the sea."

"'Cong / Congle' is a phrase that arose when the two words were confused, and it means either one. Revolting."
"The Eel congled until it was interrupted by an audacious boy looking to cong his rival."
by YaBoiHommerz-842 September 6, 2022
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Cong

A considerate, beautiful person who will give all he/she has during a relationship, but also a hesitated person who has difficulty to choose from multiple options.
Look, he is Cong. I want to be his girlfriend
by GloryLampard November 23, 2021
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