Concuration

To be in agreement with, to concur.

I am in concuration with what you just said.

by The Agreeable One January 24, 2009

concraptions

When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour.

Man, I've got concraptions really bad. If I don't go take a dump soon, I'm gonna give birth to a brown brick.

by boyward December 29, 2008

Concerting

To be on Concerta.

Ben has been working on his lab top all day concerting for his online classes.

by dffdsaklf;jdsal;k October 13, 2013

the concoction

First, ejaculate all over the floor. Next, have your psycho bitch girlfriend menstruate on your semen. Stir it with your finger until you get a nice thick pink mixture. Proceed to paint yourselves up silly, just as if you were in kindergarten again.

I met this crazy chick last night and she wanted to make the concoction

by chronic tacos April 15, 2014

immaculate conception

A shit that mysteriously you didn't have to wipe your ass after.

I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.

(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)

by Mark Long September 8, 2007

concretenized

When you accidentally fall into the wet concrete or simply want to off yourself, you jump into it and wait till the concrete dries off, bingo, you are now offically concerenized!

Brian: Hey girl, do u want to get concretenized while sexing?
Zhuo Wen: Definitely, let's go frolic in it!

Mom: Atta Boy!

lololol

by Cchickzw88 August 5, 2012

conception friday

The natural precursor to "baby Friday," with all the implications conjured by the name therein. Also known as Wednesday.

Jess: "Want to go get drinks tonight?" Rachel: "I would but it's only a Wednesday" Jess: "Wednesday, AKA Conception Friday! So it's totally fine!"

by BettomicBomb March 7, 2019