Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
by Jason Stanel February 11, 2008
When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.
by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022
by tko2jks September 28, 2019
Jim met a young lady down in Key West a few years ago having such a vagina and discribed her conch pussy in great detail. Reflecting upon this affair, he remarked that it reminded him of making love to an empty conch shell.
by J. R. Parker July 11, 2008
She looks like a conch shitter.
by Bracastyle November 09, 2018
The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"
by DrdodoDarren June 26, 2005
by HelloDanknessMyOldFriend May 18, 2017