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comcast

Cable TV company that cost at least $50 a month to watch. And with that you get endless comercials and "Romancing The Stone" played over and over again. Oops, almost forgot...you get to watch the news! And Premium Movie Channels!(Romancing The Stone, Big, JAWS 3 ) If you want to watch a good movie it'll cost you extra.PPV.
Cable thieves cost us to lose $5 million a year. Turn cable thieves in and we won't do anything for you. We're saving to buy Disney for $60 BILLION. But we are hurting financially so keep busting on you neighbors.
by hooper May 16, 2004
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Comcasting

When you take your universal Comcast remote to other peoples houses and confuse them by changing the channel, turning the tv off, ect. Usually done through a window, but can be done blind (through walls).
Me and Jake went Comcasting last night. It was crazy, we ordered a ton of movies for my neighbor with on demand.
by Haxed13 November 22, 2009
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Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.
by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016
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Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...
What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!
by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017
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Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.
Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus
by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015
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Comcast

Customer service tactic of pretending to assist with the customer's request while dragging out the process in the hopes that they will give up and cancel their request.
I wanted to cancel my Columbia Records subscription but they Comcasted me so hard I finally just hung up with my membership intact.
by TimeWarnerIsTheWorst February 14, 2018
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Comcasting

Verb; the act of intermittently dropping internet connection.
Nah I can't play left for dead, there's a thunderstorm and my internet is comcasting :(
by Zeno Tasedro February 12, 2009
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