by jeff intal January 26, 2008
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"Dude, we've spent three weeks collaborating on this issue and we still haven't done anything."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
"True. We need to stop all of this collasturbation."
by thickage March 7, 2007
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The accidental collision of two penises during a threesome, in which the two are aiming for the same hole and collide.
Dude 1: "I was in a threesome last night."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
Dude 2: "How was it, bro?"
Dude 1: "It was all good until the penile collision, then all bets were off."
Dude 2: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeew. Gross, man."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I already showered twice."
Dude 2: "You may want to take another, just for safety's sake."
by M0RPH3U5 August 25, 2011
Get the Penile Collision mug.Used to describe a teacher that sacrifices their own students in Satanic rituals to make themself more powerful
Taylor: Hey dude, where's Alex? I haven't seen him in a few days.
Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday.
Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now!
Chase: Last time I saw him he left his textbook in English and went back to get it on Monday.
Garrett: Doesn't he know that teacher is collum? His soul is probably in hell right now!
by Diablo Guapo July 11, 2009
Get the collum mug.Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
Get the Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis mug.Behavior by any individual or entity which conspires, attempts or ultimately serves to coordinate, reinforce or achieve outcomes desired by a separate individual or entity. The term is most often understood relative to scenarios in which the natural outcome would have been different had the collusion not occurred.
For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.
Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
For example: When actors from a foreign, enemy nation generate false and derogatory narratives or stories designed to exploit social divisions, sway elections and undermine the political institutions of a second sovereign nation, and a third party actor then espouses and advances those false narratives or stories, the later party is guilty of acting in collusion with the former in advancement of their goals.
Expanding on the above example, the obligation to avoid engaging in such collusion increases relative to the position of authority held by the offending party - as does the risk of such collusion constituting a criminal act. This is the case in part because of oaths those officials take to uphold the sanctity of public trust, but also because they are often uniquely privy to the very evidence which debunks the narratives, identifies their origin and indicates their nefarious intent. Perpetuating such false and derogatory narratives or stories in disregard of such evidence therefore renders the collusion "willful."
"The arrogant and corrupt politician was so deluded by his misplaced sense of entitlement and intellectual superiority, he failed to recognize that publicly questioning the veracity and impartiality of his own intelligence agencies not only constituted obstruction of justice, but was in itself a clear, demonstrable and self-evident act of collusion."
by The Real Donald Truth December 18, 2018
Get the Collusion mug.When you drink a few $5 bottles of wine at a festival in Rome and wake up hours after it’s over in a porta potty. Now you are drunk and lost
*5 am door bell rings
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage
Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?
Brad: what happened?! We lost you at the front of the stage
Matt: buddy! I woke up in a porta potty at the festival and there wasn’t anyone around!!
Brad: you mean the Collosseum night night?
by Peacock matt August 27, 2018
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