A dumb person in the age range from 13-39, Colliwed loves to talk about cannibalism and also loves edible things that are either sour or bitter. Colliwed is usually super stressed about everything, they also suffer identity crisis. They're probably either asexual, panromantic or bisexual. Colliwed likes dark colors (black, dark red etc.) they also like earthly colors (green, brown, gray etc etc.).
Person A: "Hey, what do you think of the new coach?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, they seem a lot like Colliwed."
Person B: "Oh yeah, they seem a lot like Colliwed."
by Rotten Deer May 25, 2021
Get the Colliwed mug.Said of a person who has been heavily influenced by the culture, customs, tendencies and attitudes often associated with California (real or imagined), often when that person had not previously shown that influence before spending time there. Most often references Southern California. It can be used simply as an observation, or in the pejorative. It is often said to highlight an increase in the importance of fashion, exercise, healthy eating, environmental awareness, a change in speech (word choice or vocal inflection), or a more carefree feel in their approach to life.
Carla says she hasn't changed, but the kale salads, chic sunglasses, and PETA t-shirts let me know she's been fully Calified.
by nitekeys June 15, 2021
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Get the Coonified mug.When somebody behaves in a manor similar to renowned social media influencer Holly Last-Name. Holly has been known to do things akin to: watching silly little cartoons, knowing everybody and not liking it, and breaking into her own place of residence.
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