wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.

"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."

by Yigman April 16, 2019

Cocoa Toe

n. noun When a person sticks one of their toes up someones ass and get shit on it.

Oh, Charlie I got a Cocoa Toe when I stuck my toe up your ass!

by Torx August 3, 2011

cocoa eye

Anus, asshole, black star

I fucked her in her cocoa eye

by Vikki Roxx September 16, 2006

cocoa shunter

A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.

That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Conflict Cocoa

Chocolate that contains cocoa which is not fair trade.

I can't eat that, it's conflict cocoa!

by AnishaK March 28, 2007

Cocoa Puff

When you sit on someone else's pillow and blow a hot, rancid fart into it as you slowly raise your ass off it to create a sponge effect that will trap the smell inside. Later when that person goes to bed and presses their head into the pillow, the stale fart is ejected right into their face.

My mother-in-law is staying in the guest room, so I made sure to leave a cocoa puff in both pillows.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

Cocoa Tuggy

To get a nice tall mug of hot cocoa, sit by a fire and give your partner a good ol' handjob

the other day samantha gave me the best cocoa tuggy i have ever gotten.

by seventythreennnn January 11, 2010