When a party is so much of a meatfest that there is literally a blockade of cocks around every girl there... even the mukka ones
when i walked into the party I immediately ran into a cockade around and realized that tonight mines would be blown (see blowing mines)
by Rentzler October 29, 2009
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Maybe things could have worked out, but I'm a keen swimmer at the local pool and he was a cockchafer
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by KCF1591 December 9, 2010
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Olivia: Hey Trent, does this thong match my gym shorts?
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?
Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.
Trent: Um...
Matt: Hey Trent, is THIS the girl you said you fucked?
(Robert pulls down Trent's pants.)
Justin: Hey Trent, Remember that ass cream you have to put on, did you use it today?
Trent: Fuck all you guys, and your little cockade.
by YourMom'sBoyfriend May 30, 2011
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