Clutter Buster

When you bust a noot inside of cake mix, making the cake taste like your semen.

Jerry: Hey Bob, did you perhaps Clutter Buster inside this cake?
Bob: I Sure Did Jerry.
Jerry: Thanks For Letting Me Know Bob!

by BussyMelon102 May 12, 2018

face clutter

To “clutter” the appearance of an empty face with accessories, hair, and interesting elements (e.g., glasses, bangs, jewellery)

“There’s something missing, maybe you could add some face clutter with glasses!”

by rhosierocks March 12, 2024

Clutteration

When a person keeps items of significant and/or no significant relevance, yet hides them in certain parts of their residents; such as closets, drawers, cabinets, etc. instead of throwing them away or organizing them in their proper place.

Please help me get better with my clutteration problem.

by APhillips June 4, 2015

Clutter bug

Someone who hoards things

Savanah Luke

You don’t need more things you’re already a clutter bug.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Caucasian Clutter

Poor Republicans who vote against their best interests to fit in with rich white Republicans.

Al & Peg have Trump signs all in their yard but they live in section 8 housing & I saw Al trying to buy beer on EBT at the store the other day they're complete Caucasian Clutter.

by Joshiehua3 December 31, 2020

Peak Clutter

Like peak oil, but the extreme and onerous state of clutter at home or in your office where you just have to stop what you're doing, and put it all away, or really, just re-organize everything into new piles.

Also, super useful for procrastinating.

Also, a likely sign of executive dysfunction or neurospiciness.

I was 2:45 away from the deadline but I notice I was in Peak Clutter and I had to deal with that first. Still nailed the deadline! 🏆

by dgivista January 18, 2025

cunt clutter

The neglected maintenance of the vaginal region on one who has “let themselves go”; hairy, odious, and often acquiring lint in the bristled curls.

“Bro, last night at the 90’s party I met this lil shawty rocking the cutest cam toe in some neon spandex. We hit it off, right. Get back to my place, where we start making out. One thing leads to another, I pull them spandex down, and I swear it was like a horror movie. We talking cunt clutter so bad: dingle berries all in that shag carpet covering her snatch; I thought I welcomed a sewage plant to start processing out my apartment!”

by SXiPPY February 20, 2022