When you're on the verge of sleep but you're dumb ass body makes this abnormal and completely ridiculous twitch that you have no control over and it wakes you from your peacefulness and leaves you thinking 'goddammit' while you're friends look at you with stupid expressions on their faces and wonder why you're scowling in silence.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.
And then they laugh at you, the pricks.
Child 1: Hey what was that you were doing in your bed last night? Looked like someone tasered you.
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!
Child 2: Lurching. It sucks.
Child 3:*Laughs* I'm gunna Urban Dictionary this shit!
by scarheadpotter July 9, 2011
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to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking
to hobble along with the assistance of two metal sticks, a very painful and annoying form of walking
by fireball419 March 7, 2009
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When driving a manual car, the act of dirty clutching is when the driver depresses the clutch pedal so hard that the clutch spring goes sideways. As a result, this causes the clutch pedal not to return to it’s normal position.
When my Focus had 100 miles on it I was dirty clutching so hard, the OEM spring caved sideways and my pedal wasn’t returning lol.
by Chippy96 August 4, 2018
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Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.
BEFORE Comment Clucking:
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
MATTY: You look well pretty!
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
MATTY: No.
GEORGE: Yes.
AFTER Comment Clucking:
GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!
GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.
GEORGE: Yes.
by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010
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When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"
by Almagest June 29, 2011
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