A Cluster Fuck

A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.

The baggabe claim at the airport was a cluster fuck; people had no clue where they were going.

by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006

Jigaboo Clues

Subliminal clues that you try to notice from unsuspecting individuals at a party or social gathering after you make a statement that includes an intentional racial slur. The point of doing this is to judge the reaction of your peers to find out if its acceptable to use these slurs at free will and not have the fear of offending anyone.

Josh: Alex, can i say nigger here?
Alex: I dont know, find some jigaboo Clues..
Josh: (to everyone at the party) Man!! Ben Wallace is a bigg nigg!!!
Person From The Party: "YEAAAAA.. THAT NIGGA'S HUGE"
Person From The Party 2: "THATS A GIANT NIGGA FO SHO!!"
Josh: Cool, we're safe.
Alex: Ok, thanks for checking. I owe ya one, i almost forgot to check."
Josh: No problem, Nigga!

by partysafetyfirst February 5, 2009

Cluster Buster

A person who treats the medical condition of cluster headaches by using hallucinogenic substances, especially shrooms.

I used to suffer a lot with cluster headaches, but since I became a Cluster Buster I haven't had a single headache.

by JJA December 22, 2004

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

Cluster-fucked

When you go to Miami University (of Ohio not Florida you fucktards) as an honors student, you sign up for a cluster of 2-3 classes in a topic you kinda choose (you make a list of preferences of clusters over the summer and most likely you won't get the one you want and get a crappy one you don't like and half of the original clusters you choose from get ELIMINATED!), then you are cluster-fucked.

Or when your cluster forces you to take a certain route in your academic career to avoid wasting class space in later semesters (even if you end up not liking the cluster classes or topics you are in) you have been CLUSTER-FUCKED.

You're a Math major in a seminar for chemistry majors? Wow, you got cluster-fucked!

I wanted to take physics classes for my major, but because I was cluster-fucked I have to take chemistry classes instead.

I signed up for one cluster, but I got cluster-fucked into another one I don't like.

Miami is cluster-fucking me.

by PRAOCH October 13, 2009

Cluster Headache

A rare medical condition causing severe head pain. The "headaches" tend to occur in clusters; One often gets 6-8 attacks per day for a few weeks, but then goes in to remission for several months. They are referred to as "suicide headaches" due to the high suicide rate among sufferers. They are often said to be the worst pain regularly experienced by humans.

My uncle killed himself after suffering for years with cluster headaches.

by JJA December 22, 2004

clusterbag

to be picked on or publicly ridiculed by more than one person at the same time, esp. on the internet.

Manny: Dude, I feel soooo bad for Martha. Did you see how brutally she got clusterbagged last night on the school's political forum site? It was aching!

Moe: Man, she was asking for it.

Jack: Word!

by headspice February 24, 2009