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clinically insane

someone who's general persona is on the mad side of normal. usually gets involved in acts of lunacy when intoxicated. these people usually deny the extent of their clinical insanity and try to find people who are more clinical than them, or at least claim that others are more mad.
gabe: tom is clinically insane

pete: why

Gabe: cos all he ever goes on about is how crazy everyone else is and last night he went and blew his last 150 pounds on hookers, he even spent twenty on talking to them after hed finished

Pete: yeah thats clinical
by yorkshire kiddo April 25, 2011
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clinical depression

A state of intense sadness, melancholia or despair that has advanced to the point of being disruptive to an individual's social functioning and/or activities of daily living.
This state os often entered after being caught commiting acts that one would rather have not been caught doing.
My client has not comment to the allegations that have been brought forward as he is in a state of clinical depression.
by Alajjana September 8, 2007
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Clinical Renewal Withdrawal Syndrome (CRWS)

Marked by significant psychological distress, Clinical Renewal Withdrawal Syndrome (CRWS) is a generalized psychiatric disorder classified under the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-IV) as an "Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood."

Overview:
CRWS occurs in persons with insatiable desires to play competitive video games online. These addicts usually play with a relatively consistent group of players or friends. CRWS occurs when a player loses a member of his/her group of typical teammates - leading to maladaptive behavior.

Symptoms:
Often the patient will exhibit agitated and aggressive behavior, involuntary finger compulsions and eye twitching (believed to be simulating that of gameplay), loss of appetite, and mental confusion. The later is believed to be a direct result of the loss of a leader figure. Consequently, it is not uncommon for a CRWS sufferer to become inappropriately attached to any person(s) viewed as an authority figure (e.g. law enforcement officers, teachers, coaches). Until recently, CRWS has not been observed in a clinical setting. Research done in early 2009 by Barry A. Kraiggen, M.D., Ph.D. showed that a decline in academic work is correlated with CRWS in a staggering 96.2% of cases.

Treatment/Prognosis
Further research is needed to confidently prescribe a definitive method of treatment for CRWS sufferers. However, independent trials are being run by Dr. Erin B. Olivander, and Jakob O. Keetings, Ed.D at the DEBO clinic. Initial findings suggest that the return of the sufferer to his/her game routine will immediately dissolve the condition. Pharmaceuticals (including: benzodiazepines, SSRIs, and atypical antidepressants) are found to be less than optimal in reducing anxiety in CRWS patients (with the exception of mirtazapine). The research being done at the DEBO clinic is still in its infancy stages, and additional material on the subject will likely not be released until the spring of 2010.
"Ian hasn't been himself since Eugene left for that wedding." - Nick
"Yeah, he's only going to be gone a few more days, but I think it's really starting to be a problem." - Terry
"I think maybe he has that Clinical Renewal Withdrawal Syndrome (CRWS)..." - Nick
by capomatrice September 8, 2009
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Chronically online

Twitter Andy’s that get triggered by anything. They spend their days inside with no outside contact. They go on r/lsf and get invested in meaningless internet drama that no one will care about in a week. They are parasocial as well.
Person 1: omg! I dug up a tweet that *celebrity* said 14 years ago about how Mexicans like tequila! We have to cancel him! twitter, do your thing!
Person 2: holy shit get a life you chronically online cuck
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
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Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.
Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-
by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023
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First Colonial High School

A semi-nice high school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Much nicer then Cox. The kids at FC are much more down to earth and don't act like assholes. There are definitely not as many rich, stuck up snobs, and less drugs. All together its a pretty chill school, and when you tell people you graduated from there, they wont look down at you (contrary to graduating from cox).
FC student 1- Hey dude, i got with hilary last night

FC student 2- Nice man, good for you

FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school

FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
by 1@n que November 14, 2010
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Chronically Enhanced

Def.1, adj,: A situation in which life as it is lived was made better by the effects of cannabis.

Def.2,adj,: The best description of a place smelling of cannabis.
Def.1: *Matt goes to McDonalds and orders The Best McDonald's Meal Ever*
Matt: damn this is chronically enhanced, it taste's so good high.

Def.2: *Wes walks outside into a backyard of people smoking weed*
Wes: "Yo it smells chronically enhanced out here!"
by HarveysPimp July 6, 2007
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