Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.

nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.

by cassia;) May 12, 2009

Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids

Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage

by mech4fedex August 30, 2009

Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.

Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!

by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011

Cockblocker

Anyone who prevents a male from having sexual intercourse with an another for various reasons.

He followed them home to cockblock his friend from having sex.

by B-Unit December 8, 2003

Cockblocker

Opposite of a Wingman. A person who deliberately gets in your way of scoring in attempt of them getting laid by the same lady you are going for. A player hater who won't let you get back on third base by blocking and gets you out of the game. somemone who has less of a chance of getting laid by the same lady and still decides to block you from getting laid as well.

In a room are two people engaging foreplay and the cockblocker walks in the room and physically gets inbetween the two partners preventing them from further foreplay/intercourse. I got cockblocked! partly due to hating on a player.

by Clinton Ziza Smith May 10, 2006

Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

by KillaKinz March 1, 2009

cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.

by blank June 9, 2003