climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail

me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.

by sirjer July 1, 2009

Climpin

hanging somewhat low but tight.

Your necklace is straight climpin.

by John Neel October 27, 2008

climbtard

One who fails at climbing

HA! She just slipped off that hold. What a climbtard!

by kdmclaughlin April 30, 2015

Climate Overcompensation Syndrome

noun, Psychoanalysis.

1. a pronounced striving to neutralize and conceal the effect of extreme climate on one's person by substituting for it with opposite behaviors.

Examples include wearing shorts in the middle of winter in Minnesota or drinking hot cocoa on a 60 degree day in Florida. This can also include remarks such as, "40 below really isn't that cold in Fargo" or "100 degrees is quite comfortable; we don't have the humidity here in Tucson."

Mark's severe Climate Overcompensation Syndrome led him to shopping for a parka after he felt unprepared for the 50 degree morning in we had last week here in Miami.

by CLL April 23, 2016

Climate SMP

The most awesome SMP that totally does not have anything to do with the dream SMP, join the discord and u might join.

I just killed shopkeeper in the Climate SMP.

I just joined a Climate SMP VC Beemap wont stop buzzing.

Cogs banned me again in the Climate SMP

by Chijon15 February 9, 2021

Climate Change denial

Something braindead retards and boomers created because they don't want to admit that their generation fucked up the earth for the rest of humanity. They tend to lack any evidence possible and believe the 3% of scientists. Their brains have been deformed and intoxicated from all the co2 they have ingested, when asked to give evidence they will shout, bring lumps of coal to parliament and down gasoline. Reasons for being a climate change denier include, being lazy, greedy ass fat fucks in their mansions and refusing to admit their mistakes despite the clear evidence to support that this is a real and serious issue.

dumbass: Climate change is crap! because I'm too lazy and too stupid to see reason.

intelligent person: Ok boomer

climate change denial in practice

by king-juju December 10, 2019

Climate Change

A real fucking thing that is happening right now!

Don't listen to all of the bullshit saying that Climate Change isn't real because it fucking is.

by Dubiks November 10, 2018