Collene

A Collene is a friend for life. No matter the distance or time between you, she will be there when you need her. If you're lucky enough to find a Collene, hold on to her, she's one of a kind.

I can't believe I found a friend like Collene! I'm so lucky!

by TheRealVern August 18, 2017

emmett cullen

the sexiest vampire of all time in the twilight saga. brother of Edward Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Jasper Hale, and Alice Cullen. Strong muscular vampire:D

ahh he is my emmett cullen.

by cheyenne cullen January 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

The oldest virgin in the world, being 108 years old. A vampire that was thought of as gay until he fell for the freaky, socially awkward, ugly, pale girl, that smells like freesia and he always want to kill to taste her sweet blood,that he stalked and watched her sleep for about four months before they became a couple.(I don't know he still seems gay to me.) He sparkles in the sunlight and can run really fast and like read your thoughts.

Man, that guy is freaky.
Yeah he's a true Edward Cullen.

by noellewashere March 10, 2009

Bella Cullen/Swan

A whiny teenager that's stupid enough to let a vampire fall in love with her, then fuck her and make her pregnant with his freaky spawn. I mean, how the hell can he have sperm if his body is frozen in time!

Bella Cullen/Swan is the main female character in the Twilight saga.

by Remus Lupin's god-daughter June 26, 2009

Edward Cullen

An 108 year old virgin vampire who sparkles in the sun. I am not shitting you.

Girl 1: I wish Edward Cullen was my boyfriend... *sigh*
Girl 2: There's a paedophile up the street, surely dating him would just be the same thing?

by Spectacular. July 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin that's the second main character in the Twilight saga. He sparkles in the sun, is a abusive to his "mate" (the bitch known as Bella Swan), and is overly lovey-dovey and boring. Many Twilight fangirls think he's hot, but he makes sane people want to vomit. He claims to be a vampire, but since vampires don't sparkle, he's most likely some species of gay fairy.

Twilight Fangirl: I want to marry Edward Cullen! Don't you?

Sane Person: Sorry, I don't do sparkly retards.

by JadeHeartOfFire March 21, 2009

chillens

A ghetto term that is the equivalent of the word children (see children)

Examples:
1. So you bought some candy for the chillens, huh?
2. Do yourself a favor, keep your ____ off of the chillens ;)

by TheShark06 October 25, 2006