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Chunkered!

To be full, you know, like eating to much. Must always be said in a really tick Norther Irish accent.
A. Ive eaten so much, Im...

B. Chunkered!
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Chunker

Describes an undesirable, large or shapely woman who hits on you. You should alert your wingman when you notice a "chunker" to give him fair warning.

In addition to describing a large undesirable woman, chunker also describes ruthless, desperate women. Follow the common Zoo rule, "DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS" (not literal food but sex), if you "feed" a chunker she will only come back for more. Thus creating a false sense of love in her mind.

Steer clear of "chunker love" which commonly occurs when one is drunk.

They often have babes as friends, alert your wingman to target the "chunker" so you are home free and score the babe. A common technique commonly referred to as "Chunker Elimination".

Chunker can also refer to men.
Chunker (man) is shallow, very shapely, and very rude.
Steer clear of the "pity fuck", for this will cause a false sense of attraction in his male mind. Most male chunkers will be sport experts.
Alex: Chunker alert!!

Tanner: I'm on it, search and destroy. Ha-ha!
by B-HIND BLU EiZ July 18, 2009
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crunkers

by jessizzle December 13, 2004
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Chonkers

Noun:(Chonk)
A fat cat

Adjective:(Chonkers)
Description of Something Awesome.

Synonyms
#EpicFartMoment
Awesome
Cool
"I just finished the Similarian"
"Chonkers!"
by WubNub December 7, 2020
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Cash For Clunkers

A government run program giving americans the ability to trade in a car and earn up to 4500$ on a new car. Do NOT go to the cash for clunkers website, cars.gov. Once you sign into this website, your computer BELONGS to the government. It states "This application provides access to DOT car system. When logged on to the car system, your computer is considered a federal computer system, and is the property of the US Government. Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized Cars, DOT, and Law Enforcement personell, as well as authorized officials of other agencies both domestic, and foreign." WARNING! Once you go onto this website, everything on your computer is theirs.
Jim: "This Cash for Clunkers program sounds really great. I need a new car and these people will give me a up to 4500$ on a new car"

*Jim goes onto cars.gov and gets into the program. Now, Jim's bank records, pictures, videos, emails are now fully available to these agencies. Jim's computer freedom is now completely tarnished, and anything that he does that seems suspicious, could cause his computer to be seized, and may even get him thrown in jail.
by yhmsdp00 August 11, 2009
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chunderstruck

When you get so pissed (of your face) you cant remember a thing the next day, you have been chunderstruck.
Wow dude, Kym is so going to be chunderstruck tomorrow.
by hamghetti... September 21, 2008
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Chunkermonker

When your face looks REALLY fat with a double chin(s), however nothing else about you looks fat.
Damn she looks like a chunkermonker...look at her face!!!
by GENNLEIGH October 23, 2008
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