chud

a person who wears pleated pants, golfs and reads The Financial Times.

boy: Why wouldn't you want to work at Nike Golf?

girl: Because I'd have to deal with all of those chuds everyday.

by rycetkb August 17, 2009

chud

a person who or the act of taking a dump and/or urinating in a place other than the toilet. Specifically for the purpose of personal pleasure or group comedic value

Dude, that chud just pissed in her shampoo bottle. That fat chick chudded all over his chest while he slept.

by Refinej June 17, 2008

chud

a vagina

aww dude her chuds manky

by peter piper43434354 July 28, 2010

chud

You guys are all wrong. Chud is vaginal secretion.

Dude, I ended up with a bunch of chud on my chin when I chowed that girl's box!

by PHead December 11, 2005

chud

A fat guy with an abnormally wide chode.

Noah is the biggest chud around.

by Chud=Noah April 02, 2010

chud

mentally handicapped person, mentally challenged person, idiot

Ya chud!, You're a chud, You're worse than a chud, Ya fuckin chud

by whiskeytown June 11, 2009

chud

To have a half boner, or on the way to getting one.

"Yo bro look at that chick over there." "Ehh, she's worth a chud

Oh shit im getting a boner, better find a way to hide it while it's only in the chud state.

by Bobert119 April 01, 2014