Bragatha Christie

When someone boasts and brags about themselves so arrogantly that they should karmatically be a victim in an Agatha Christie story.

The way he continues to gloat about himself like he isn't flawed just shows how much of a Bragatha Christie he really is.

Bragatha Christie by Professional Kid June 30, 2016

Christinsanity 

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.

"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."

Christinsanity by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011

Christhiest 

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.

One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.

Christhiest by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

Chrusties 

A slur against rude christians who attack you for not being a believer in christ.

"Shut the fuck up you Chrusties"

Chrusties by ivyiskool July 10, 2023

Thanks Christie 

When something is really obvious. This is due to the comments of Christie Malthouse on Channel Ten coverage during AFL matches. Commentators Tim Lane and Stephen Quartermain always seem to find out and commentate on things (injuries, conditions) before Christie gets to it. Hence when Christie is put on the camera around the boundary, she says something like "Fevola is injured" but infact the commentators in the box have already talked of this. The fact is following this comment by Malthouse; Quarters and Lane respond by saying "Thanks Christie."

A: "Hey mate look the sun is yellow"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "Tomorow is Monday"
B: "Thanks Christie"

A: "The earth has water on it"
B: "Thanks Christie"

Thanks Christie by buncer October 16, 2010

Piper Christie 

The best person in the entire world, who is funny and lights up the room
The term ‘Piper Christie’ is used by friends describing a person who is amazing in everything they do

“Oh yeah my friend gives off Piper Christie energy, she’s perfect”

Piper Christie by Eden Thomson April 2, 2022

Christieanna

The most awesomest person in the whole world.
Cracks fantastic jokes about gimli

man, that christieanna is so awesome brah.

Christieanna by Jezzibell August 24, 2011