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Quad Cored

To be beaten by something better, to be owned. To be quad cored.
John comes walking out a shop with a Ginsters pasty. Gary comes out with a dominos. John just got quad cored.
by Mr Silly W October 23, 2008
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Procrastination Chores

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
by Dballa October 1, 2010
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Chord

Chord -- Name. Pronounced: cord.

Chord is a quiet introverted type of guy. He can be harsh on himself because he can't see what a wonderful handsome person he actually is. Once you get to know him he shows how sweet, kind and caring he is to the ones he loves. The kind of guy who can be sassy and sarcastic but you love him for it. Chord will always put your needs before his own, he's always down to help you with anything. He loves with all of his heart and soul. He'll listen to you night or day, whenever you need him. You need to gain his trust before he feels comfortable enough to share his own feelings with you though, as Chord isn't one for "dumping" his feelings on other people. He's loved greatly by his friends and family. Never let Chord go, it'd be a mistake if you did.
J: You really love, Chord, huh?
L: Yeah, I really do.
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charedo

a sexy beast who has nice calves that will make you sweat. he will make you wet all over and you'll have to change your underwear 49 times a day, especially if you're a guy. charedo will make you be gay for him. charedo is a kind of guy where you wanna write gay fanfiction about him. charedo describes somebody who is hella ratchet and somebody who has hella ratchet weave too. he also looks gay. but he might not be. but nobody really knows the charedo's sexuality. the most important part of a charedo is the booty and the calves.
niqqa 1: dayummm chigga, he must be tasty like an asian boy with busty porn.
niqqa 2: my tiqqa, my tiqqa, charedo.
by charedoluvr1111111111 November 8, 2013
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choreographer

A person who composes and arranges dances,esp.ballets, for the stage.
The choreographer showed us how to do the dance for our first song.
by The Dictionary Nerd December 21, 2017
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shitting chords

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
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I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"
by Hoherbass October 9, 2019
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