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hot chocolate nutcracker

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
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Oddkast Chocolate

Person 1: "Ew! You keep Oddkast Chocolate in your cooler?"
Person 2: "I can't really go anywhere else"
by anonymous August 11, 2022
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chocoladdicted

I eat chocolate in the morning, afternoon, evening and in between. I know i am chocoladdicted.
by grmpfl April 10, 2010
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chocolate teapot

UK: A chocolate teapot is an utterly useless item. Alternative terms also used are chocolate fireguard and chocolate kettle.
Refering to a useless or pointless item /deed /action /incapable person: "as much use as a chocolate teapot"
by Clansman April 22, 2009
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Noun.

THE BEST STUFF EVER!!!!!

Something that is insanely irresistible.
I can't pass up a donut, they are my chocolate covered coconut crack!
by rpetras April 29, 2008
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Chocolate Feet

A tingley, melting sensation of the feet, achieved when high. The outside of the foot feels melted while the inside feels solid.
"Oh man, I've got chocolate feet."
by Matthew Gray July 8, 2006
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Chocolate Cherries Jubilee

Much like the Rusty Trombone, the Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is performed from the rear. The giver has the receiver's balls in his/her mouth and is giving them a reach around, while simultaneously stimulating thier cornhole with his/her nose. At the point of orgasm the reciever then plasters the giver's face with a massive turd.
The Chocolate Cherries Jubilee is perhaps my favorite way of relieving my sexual and bowel tension all at the same time!
by spencerlovesboys December 3, 2007
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