chatspeak

When people think it's cool to shorten words when they type things on IM, message boards, etc. Newsflash: It's not cool. Don't do it. Instead of just saying "I'm an idiot!" you can just type in chatspeak and it will basically mean the same thing.

lyke omgwtfbbq typing wit corect speling is overrated LoL!!1

by Psycho Hobo September 2, 2004

Chinspank

When you bite into something hot and cheesy, such as pizza or a sandwich, and the cheese layer slides off and smacks your chin and throat causing minor to severe burns.

Dude, that was some good pizza, but I ate it too fast and got a wicked chinspank.

by Joyce Ummers January 8, 2019

Lost chats

A Grindr euphemism for “I deleted this app and came back”. When you delete Grindr, unless you have chat backups on, your chat history is deleted. While putting this in a profile has a practical use (e.g. “if I hit you up again it’s because I don’t remember if I already did”) it’s unspoken meaning is more important.

Grindr profile: looking for bottoms. Lost chats as of (date)

by kingofslay March 11, 2022

chiasmus

1. (rhetorical figure): A reversing of the order of words in corresponding pairs of phrases.

leges supplicio improbos afficiunt, defendunt ac tuentur bonos (Cicero, De Legibus, ii. 13)

The laws VISIT PUNISHMENTS upon the wicked, but the good they DEFEND and PROTECT.

by mihailoff February 20, 2005

chatspeak

Also known as webspeak, chatspeak is basically an illiterate way of typing, and a way to massacre a language. Shortening words (such as you to u), insisting on ignoring captials, making words numbers, (such as 2 or 4) and not using endmarks are all parts of chatspeak. For most people it annoys them shitless, but certain people insist.

Dis is a ex of chatspek 4 u lol. i cant speel 4 mi lyf n im on aim 247. go figur.

by x) June 4, 2005

chinskers

A female that has hair on her chin like a walrus.

I slept with Kim last night, but in the morning I saw all those chinskers and I am never calling her again.

by Big Drew July 20, 2008

Chatspeak

A person{s} attempt at looking cool, or to save time by shortening words. Chatspeak is also used by people that have no idea how to spell in an attempt to communicate on the internet. People who use chatspeak rarely capitalize or use a period, they are extremely annoying to people that know how to spell, and generally only make friends or have conversations with other people that use chatspeak.

See annoying, retarded, stupid, irritating.

Chatspeak example:
Two, to, too - 2
For, thereFORe - 4
You - u
Are - r
Boy - boi
Skater - sk8er
What - wot
The - da

by Kaidoe October 16, 2008