Wood Chipper

A chick that uses her teeth when performing fellatio.

Dan's dick is all banged up because Lauren is a wood chipper.

by Jmac-Gtown April 11, 2009

chalice chipper

Derogatory for someone who dates and/or marries a man who was in a Catholic seminary on their way to becoming a priest. Frowned upon because so few are becoming priests these days that the church doesn't want to lose any.

Did you hear she married Mathew!
Wasn't he in the seminary?
He dropped out just to be with her.
What a little chalice chipper!

by SaintA September 21, 2005

tree chipper

A device used for turning small children into dog food.

We shoved the baby into the tree chipper and watched cans of dog food pop out.

by ananomus November 2, 2004

chipped beef on toast

1. dried beef mixed with gravy and served on toast as a breakfast entree.

2. one of more pleasant smelling variety of fart.

3. sometimes referred to as S.O.S or shit on a shingle.

I had chipped beef on toast for breakfast and my farts smelled tasty all day long!

by Herman Fowler January 13, 2003

chipped up

Wearing a piece of jewelery with lots of diamonds or stones.

Ghostface: I'm in the club with the chipped up wrist. Ugh!

Your at the bar drinkin' my piss. Ugh!

Be Easy - Fishscale

by Beardmore January 5, 2010

Chipped Tooth Cock Sucker

Someone who your not very fond of , or annoying.

Dude, that chipped tooth cock sucker wont stop calling me on a restricked number!!!

by wpgirl December 17, 2008

Potatoe Chipped

When a couple is having intercourse and the male comes to the climax and sprays his juicy goodness over his partners chest, they let it dry and the male will peel the delicious dried goodness and makes his partner eat it.

-Dude what did you do last night?
--Oh I just hung out with this girl
-Really what did you guys do have sex?
--Well I Potatoe Chipped her now she doesnt wanna see me anymore :/

by PKourChamp December 20, 2010