Chilean Chalupa

a person who sits on your couch all day and snaps fat bowls of tobacco while extremely intoxicated

Brojas is a total chilean chalupa.

by TheChillinChalupa October 12, 2010

Chilean Haircut

(n) After shaving your partners head against their will, glue their hair back onto their scalp using freshly made feces as an adhesive.

Brittney needs to wear a hat after she was a victim of a chilean haircut last night.

by Vein Johnson February 23, 2011

Chilean Miner

You stick your dick in a dark and dangerous hole of your choice, leave it there for 69 days, and then refuse to talk about it for awhile.

Ol' tantric ass Sting has got nothing on my Chilean Miner.

by Slung Goo November 8, 2010

Chilean Miner

A sexual situation akin to rescuing the trapped Chilean miners, where three holes were drilled.

Dude, at the PKE frat party rager Nick, Kregg and Tony took Alana upstairs and all three gave her the Chilean Miner!

by al cane November 6, 2010

Chilean Miner

When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.

Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...

by Joe Hitze October 16, 2010

Chilean miner

A joke request to have intercourse for several months.

Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"

by Pon_Raul September 3, 2010

Chilean miner

An interesting sex position, related to the recent Chilean miner event.

I said to my wife in bed - "Give me a Chilean Miner!" She said - "What's that?"
I said - "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there 'til Christmas!"

by Apox66reddit September 4, 2010