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Child sermonizing

This is the preaching of a naive, but self-righteous person who thinks that they know more about life than others.
The sophomore was child sermonizing about worldwide ills in a way that would be laughable, if not so obnoxious!
by I, Wreckerrr October 20, 2016
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shipping William Afton with dead/his children

A very illegal ship from a game called FNAF
Person A: Hey what ship do you like in FNAF?
Person B: I like shipping William Afton with dead/his children
Person A: Dude thats illegal as hell
by SydneyNotAustralian January 10, 2021
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Quarantine and Chill

In light of the global coronavirus outbreak, 2020's apt alternative to "Netflix and Chill" - but with an undetermined time period: this could be a good, or bad, thing...
Heyy, things are getting pretty crazy atm aha, wanna quarantine and chill? x
by GreenBee14 March 13, 2020
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Chill your curry

A phrase used to tell an indian person to calm down. It is usually used among indians and sometimes pakistanis but may be taken offensively if used by an "outsider", just as the word "nigga" may be. Also usually used in conjunction with a term of indearment such as bro, broham, brotha from anotha motha, or in some extreme cases an Indian person's name, like Vasu for example.
The angry tech-support worker from microsoft who happened to be indian was fired for being a jackass. For the rest of his life, he would remember his coincidentally indian co-workers' attempts to calm him down. "Chill your curry!" the had warned him. If only he had listened...
by Foosh Ganoosh July 21, 2010
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Chili Finger

The result of a particularly large, high pile of shit in the can causing you to sauce up your fingers whilst going for an ass wipe.
I only had five minutes before my lunch break was over, so I wiped fast and got out of there. It wasn't until I shook my boss's hand that I realized I had passed him a couple chili fingers.
by Mad Mick! November 23, 2016
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Gnome Child

Legend has it that he was born too late to explore the earth.

Others claim he was born too soon to explore the galaxy.

For sure, he was born just in time to browse dank memes.
The gnome child says "Don't be a cunt lol"
by </topkek.exe/> December 14, 2015
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child molestation

Child molestation is a crime involving a range of indecent or sexual activities between an adult and a child, usually under the age of 14.

For example, not all incidents of child molestation are perpetrated by pedophiles; sometimes the perpetrator has other motives for his or her actions and does not manifest an ongoing pattern of sexual attraction to children. Thus, not all child molestation is perpetrated by pedophiles, and not all pedophiles actually commit child molestation.

There is no single profile that accurately describes or accounts for all child molesters. There are many variables among individuals in terms of their personal characteristics, life experiences, criminal histories, and reasons for committing such offenses. One common misconception is that molested children grow up to become child molesters themselves. But, in fact, most childhood sexual abuse victims do not go on to become perpetrators.
An adult who touches a child inappropriately for sexual gratification is an example of child molestation.
by PY Love and Peace January 10, 2012
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