Skip to main content

bag of chestnuts

A sexual move performed by a man on a woman in which the scrotum (i.e. nut sack) is raked and in some cases smeared across the breasts (i.e. mammaries). The move may further include dipping the scrotum in the woman's mouth and/or a declaratory statement proclaiming that the woman is the recipient of a bag or sack of chestnuts.
I gave my girlfriend a bag of chestnuts last night and she was all about it.
by Dinger IOIO November 16, 2009
mugGet the bag of chestnuts mug.

Morris Chestnut

The act of spilling one's seed upon the chest of an unsuspecting lover.

Having little to nothing to do with the actor himself.
Dude. She was sucking my dick, and I wanted to be courteous, so instead of pitching for the throat, I gave her the old Morris Chestnut.
by KayteeBlue August 30, 2010
mugGet the Morris Chestnut mug.

Cheesebutt Chedderman

The bitter blazed alter ego of a once pleasant man.
He was being nice, and then he got all Cheesebutt Chedderman on his ass.
by Infamous113 October 16, 2009
mugGet the Cheesebutt Chedderman mug.

Chest Butt

A well apportioned set of boobs, pushed up with a good bra, that makes the female look like she's got a nice set of buns on her chest.
by Skip Leo October 24, 2012
mugGet the Chest Butt mug.

Chestnut Mare

A female horse of red color. They are known for being bitches, which is true. But they can be pretty amazing too.
They say you got to beware , you'll have nothing but trouble with a chestnut mare . .
by yeshhhhhh June 6, 2018
mugGet the Chestnut Mare mug.

Water chestnut

It is when a couple enters a body of water, and the male repeatedly slaps his testicles against the partners chest until reaching completion.

*Note* While this act is not limited to heterosexual couples, at least one of the parties involved must possess a pair of testicles.
"No, I do not enjoy fellatio. I mush prefer doing the water chestnut."
by Channa59 October 3, 2011
mugGet the Water chestnut mug.

cheifbuttachee

To take your hand and wipe it in your sweaty ass-crack, then take your hand and wipe it on your opponents upper lip.
You totally got smacked with a Cheifbuttachee.
by DJC September 15, 2003
mugGet the cheifbuttachee mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email