Heiney Chatter

Farting in a way that sounds like distant thunder. It has several small notes instead of one loud blast.

It was hard to concentrate on reading while listening to your heiney chatter. Maybe next time you will layoff the burritos. farting

by Mr. Butterworth August 23, 2016

bowl chatter

The unique sound made from a loud fart that happens while sitting on the toilet.

Dude, I was really impressed by how much bowl chatter I created while taking a shit just now!

by Mountain Jesus February 19, 2018

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT March 04, 2016

chatters paradox

Refrencing the situation when two or more people are chatting in an instant messaging application, when both parties begin writing a message at around the same time, and both parties stop writing to allow the other to go first.
This leaves a semi-awkward situation known as the chatters paradox.

you: hi
them: hi
them...is writing a message
you...are writing a message

you: hi
them: hi
*2.5 minute silence*
you: chatters paradox?
them: haha yeah :-P

by theelous3 November 09, 2011

anal chatter

taking a naked shit when it's below freezing

i heard my anal chatter the other night when i was out snow skiing with my mom.

by d-rock419 November 05, 2010

clam chatter

loud vibrating air release from a womans vagina.

During intercourse my girls clam chatter woke my parents up with a loud "ppppppffffffff pppppfff pppfff pff!!!"

quief queef kweef

by BALLZ2DAWALLZ March 09, 2012

xerox chatter

The various marks which show up in a xerox copy that have no origin in the original image, usually consisting in small dots or lines of gray or black.

I tried to make a copy of the official form look like an original, but all the xerox chatter gave it away.

by Hannah March Campbell April 06, 2006