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Tanzanian Chandelier 

The act of repetitive anal plundering through the use of various dildos.
Ah, dude, this Tanzanian Chandelier really made me sore. I can barely even walk and it's been a week since I did it.
Dang bro, I feel that on a personal level.

anal chandelier 

of or pretaining to the crap that hangs on the hair of your anus after taking a huge fucking shit. You will most likely find these little turds days maybe weeks after you take a crap.
an example of an anal chandelier would be when you take a crap and then a day later, and you acidentaly find hard shit on your ass hair. If you are a fag, you will most likely find them either fingering yourself or giving another fag a rim job.
anal chandelier by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

Italian Chandelier

This position requires two pull-up bars, spaced approximately 2 feet from one another. The man hangs from one, while the woman hangs from the other facing him. The woman swings over and wraps her legs around the man, such that they are coitally engaged while facing one another. The man and woman then swing their bodies slightly, providing the movement for intercourse.

Variations on this position involve the woman looking away from the man, who enters her anally. This position is also known as "Tarzan Catches Jane," also referred to as the TCJ, as it can be remembered as follows: Tarzan and Jane are swinging through the forest, when Tarzan catches Jane but, going to have his way with her, he gets the wrong hole.

The TCJ is not recommended for anal sex amateurs, as it can lead to rectal trauma.
Dude, I am so bummed...my pull-up bar broke the other day when we were doing the Italian Chandelier and I think I broke my coccyx.
Italian Chandelier by Jagizzle April 16, 2008

Antique Chandelier 

A variation on the act referred to as the 'antique' method where tea-bagging is added mid throw so that the extra 'baggage' resembles an antique chandelier on the friends face.
" Woah dude, you just totally antique chandelier that dude... with your nuts."

"We should Antique Chandelier the Cro-Mag."
Antique Chandelier by Deadly Jerm January 21, 2009

dirty chandelier

When fecal mater from an unclean sexual partner transfers to the balls of the other partner via balls slapping the unclean ass.
That dirty hippie chick was so filthy she gave me a dirty chandelier!

Bone chandelier 

A group of naked guys standing in a circle around a Roman candle masterbating each other. When somebody cums they have to use it to put out the Roman candle.
Guy 1: "Dude why is your skin so bunrt?"

Guy 2: "Me and the boys had a bone chandelier last night. Nobody finished."

Guy 1: "Yeah man, nice"
Bone chandelier by Guy greg July 17, 2020