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a ghost of a chance

a bad pun used in some animes where ghosts are in/mentioned in an episode
From Yu-Gi-Oh!
"It's me Kaiba, and this time you don't stand, a ghost of a chance!"
"Yugi. You don't stand a ghost of a chance against your next opponent because this time, he is a ghost!"
"I'm afraid you don't stand a ghost of a chance in a duel against me!"

From Pokemon
"Hey girl! You can't take him! You haven't got a ghost of a chance!"
by chinoboii11 August 24, 2009
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Chanded

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.
"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"
by novelty16 October 26, 2018
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no chance Lance

The guy at the bar that flirts with the bartender, leaves a terrible tip, and still tries to ask her out.
"Can you believe that guy was hitting on me all night, left me a 5% tip and then still tried to ask me out?!?" "Haha...another 'no chance Lance'!"
by DKapp October 8, 2013
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The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.
Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.
by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011
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Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023
ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics
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Devyn, A changed man

Appearantly I changed this dude...
For some reason his friends hate me and I don't even know some of them.
He is good to me but acts differently around other people for some reason.
Wow look at that I made Devyn, a changed man

Appearantly... :/
by halo lowis May 31, 2022
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no chance to survive

Usually what happens when:

1.Somebody sets you up the bomb
2.It's Cats, and all your base are belongs to him
3. Cats advises that you make your time

And usually leads to:
4. The Captain declaring that you move all ZIG "for great justice"
5. The Captain assumes that "you know what you doing..."

And if you survive, you get congradulation.

See:
make your time, aybabtu
by !d4n13113 March 26, 2004
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