Cowan

Bald headed technical teacher. He's a cool guy. He has a dislike (or phobia) for hair so he shaves his all off.
Joke: Did ya get the Cow'in?

Should actually be a baldie. Usually with a Sharpy or Baldie in tow.
Quick!, lets go rub cowan's head for good luck. Aarrgh!, the reflection off of cowan's head blinded me! (lol)

by steve January 12, 2005

cwanman

Making a bong in class and being foiled by sent to drug counseling.

I tried to cross my eyes, but accidently lifted lip, so I pulled "cwanman".

by namyrnh January 10, 2004

cwanman

I beat Henry Lo in basketball 1on1 4 times in a row.

You got owned by cwanman?

by nawsirhc January 12, 2004

Rain cowan

A girl who has no positive attributes , but pretends she is the shit, she’s poor as shit, but pretends she’s rich using her dads money

Rain Cowan? Isn’t that the girl who got “mased” oh it is ? Good lmao.

by Lildicksammy October 22, 2017

Cowan

The name given to incessant gloating (or people who incessantly gloat) about arbitrary events that have no bearing on real life

Example 1
Uninformed Guy: Who is that person who keeps talking about kicking a ball through a doorway?

Informed Individual: Oh we call him Cowan

Example 2
Guy: So i was talking to that guy and he pulled a cowan on me and kept talking about how he kicked a ball through a doorway

by generic722 July 15, 2010

cawangas

yet another glorious synonym for our good friends, the boobies

i put it between her cawangas

by soom November 29, 2004

cwant

a hybrid word joining cunt and twat, describing people that encompass both qualities. Pronounced (kwaunt)

That guy's a complete cwant, stay away from him.

by mildlymaladjusted May 10, 2011