Celestial Ejaculate

Usually an ejaculate of such magnificent proportions that all those in the area feel inadequate.

After some confusing talk, Jesus got frustrated with the human language and shot out through the roof like a celestial ejaculate, right onto the bosom of heaven.

by MightierToaster August 22, 2010

who the fuck cares

Who the fuck cares hasn't been defined because no one gives a shit

Jimmy cracked corn and who the fuck cares

by Trypno August 30, 2013

chip cereal

A snack made by combining the broken up bits from the bottom of the bag with some type of topping, like tortilla chips with salsa or potato chips with ketchup or dip. It is generally consumed from a bowl or mug using a spoon.

Well there’s nothing but scraps left in this bag of tortilla chips. Will you hand me the salsa? I see chip cereal in my future.

by CarmaJ July 13, 2021

celeste

Funny person who makes me laugh so much to where our teacher has to seperate us,she laughs so much and always has a comment to make the day great.She has very nice shoes and i am so jealous of them.

Celeste has funny mind

by SEAVEY_AVERY_BROWN_HOLDER April 25, 2017

Celeste

A certain breed of people that the word sexy will often be used to describe. Very elegant flow. Although can be very nerdy at times, are some of the most amazing individuals. Never dull moments with these ones. Can be very playful and especially like to hang out with friends. Love to smile and laugh.

Look at that Celeste there!

by lovethewholeuniverse April 5, 2015

Celesexual

Someone who is only attracted to celebrities that in the most case far too old and already taken and don't know your existstance. A Celesexual is determined that he/she is in a serious relationship with these celebrities.

Girl: I'm marrying Justin Bieber soon!
Boy: no you wont he has a girlfriend and don't know you exist!
Girl: One day I will...
Boy: wow your such a Celesexual all you do is fall in love with celebrities and no one else!
Girl: ....

by Immy12 March 30, 2013

Caress of steel

The most kickass musically defining album ever

"OMG guys did you hear the songs off caress of steel?"

"Yeah man, they kick ass"

by lolwutRUSH July 4, 2009