calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Celebratio

Celebratory fellatio

"Congratulations, I think we should celebrate this with a spot of celebratio!" - meaning, something positive has happened, therefore celebratory dick sucking should commence. For example:

1. Pass driving test, get dick sucked
2. Come home from Afghanistan, get dick sucked
3. Has it been 25 years since Windows 1.0 came out? Lol at Steve Ballmer, and get your dick sucked...
4. Something else... and this is key: Get dick sucked.

by radioheadrule83 November 24, 2010

celurbation

celebratory masturbation

You see Jack there? He got admitted to MIT and he's having a terrible hangover from the celurbation last night.

by MindYourTongue March 14, 2013

celibating

Masturbating to maintain one's celibacy.

The uber Christian chick took a vow to maintain her virginity until she was married but she has been celibating several times a day.

by Dick Berry September 19, 2013

celebrating hispanic heritage month

The act of having anal sex with a hispanic woman because we love it.

Dude she has her period, looks like I'll be celebrating hispanic heritage month all week!

by celebrates regularly July 10, 2010

end zone celebration

Something that onle people with a very low IQ do when they get a touchdown! Considering thats thier job it is pretty stupid.

Terell Owens scores a touchdown and does an end zone celebration.

by InsaneJesta November 5, 2007

pre-union celebration

1. The politically correct term for a "bachelor party" (or "bachelorette party"). Typically used to avoid the negative connotations associated with bachelor parties. 2. A celebration prior to a couple's wedding.

Benefit of the word: If used quickly, the listener may think you said "reunion" celebration and will not question you regarding a "pre-union" celebration.

Wife Scenario 1:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's bachelor party next weekend?"
Wife: "No."

Wife Scenario 2:

Husband: "Honey, can I go to Vegas for Bob's pre-union celebration next weekend?"
Wife: "Sure honey, have fun."

Hotel Scenario 1:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a bachelor party!"
Hotel: "I'm sorry sir, we do not allow bachelor parties at Fancy Hotel due to excessive damage, drug use and prostitution that is typically associated with them. Good-bye."

Hotel Scenario 2:

Hotel: "Hello, this is Fancy Hotel."
Caller: "Hi, I would like to book a suite for a pre-union celebration!"
Hotel: "Excellent, sir. How many guests will be staying with us?"

by theSchneid June 14, 2011