Watch out! Here comes a Carol!
by The good girl February 04, 2010
1. any woman whose laughter should be classed as a WMD; the sound of her laugh is somewhere between Little Richard fucking a dolphin while operating a jackhammer, and a crow getting ready to vomit. Her laugh is often uncorked at the slightest provocation, and it has been known to freeze neck hairs and cause testicles to shrivel. Thankfully, the force can be blunted somewhat by the closing of her office door, which she does often, for hours on end.
"Hey, did you just hear that hyena that got punched in the throat while gargling lemon juice? It still sounds better than Carol's laugh."
by Ranal Apist June 18, 2014
Reminiscent of the phrase on jah, On Carol is used to express complete seriousness and legitimacy. Originating in late 2019, On Carol was inspired by the tragic death of Carol, the famous Toyota Carrola.
by Fucking Karl October 10, 2019
by Wickedrottentreats86 October 28, 2016
A person (usually a girl) who bottles up her(/his) feelings and emotions. Actually my name is Carol. I'm not beautiful, a great awesome friend or everything else that is defined here. I'm ugly, a fat blob and extremely depressed. Carols usually masquerade as something they're not.
by Augusta Freelance August 19, 2013
by Huor September 14, 2008
a fake girl that faggots make up to try to be cool even though he is a gay cock sucker. Normally carol is a fake girl who goes to Duke Tip camps and makes out with people with abnormaly sized heads.
by Carolisafuckingpussy May 17, 2011