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Carney

Noun: Carney is a slur for someone who adheres to the carnist ideology, someone who thinks they're a carnivore, but really they're an oppressor of other species, a speciesist.

Anyone who eats animal flesh can be called a carney too.

Adj: word describing carneys' misguided thoughts, reasoning, or logic.
Noam Chomsky seems smart, but he's just another carney. He appeals to the Nirvana fallacy to keep abusing animals.

A lot of people think he's vegan, but he's just another carney blood-mouth.
by Skyjack23 September 2, 2023
mugGet the Carneymug.

will carney

an unusual man who t-poses with no warning

he is everywhere
im so sad my mum died... hey look its will carney, is he... T-POSING ON MY MUM
by JasPug15 February 19, 2025
mugGet the will carneymug.

carbon tax carney

a nickname for a politician who likes to increase the fucking carbon tax. named after mark carney, which according to the conservatives, likes to increase the carbon tax.
a person who increases prices in restaurants are nicknamed "carbon tax carney jr."
bro: ts so carbon tax carney
Carney: you are wrong
bro: sybau
by mrbeast539275 September 18, 2025
mugGet the carbon tax carneymug.

Carney

1. When you put glitter on an old heap of shit and people are SUPER impressed because they think they're getting something new.. when really, it's the same shit under the glitter.
2. a slight of hand to create an illusion of something new and exciting.
You have something that's damaged and not functional and you have to get it ready for a quick sale, you can say, "Let's Carney it!"
and after a successful transaction, exclaim, "Oh snap!! those fools just got Carnied!"
by psycosonic April 3, 2025
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Carney Comment

A carney comment is a utterly and absurd empty brained comment or remark that is made in the form of a question or statement
“Is wide-bodying a dodge durango a good idea?”
This is a pretty odd question considering that no one on Earth thinks it’s a good idea as this is a Carney Comment
by whotfwidebodysadurango July 19, 2022
mugGet the Carney Commentmug.

Isaiah Carney

Isaiah Carney is the definition of a sigma male, he is greater than any human being to ever exist and everyone wishes to be like him.
Isaiah Carney is a sigma male, similar to Patrick Bateman (although Isaiah Carney is greater)
by ballsinadeepfryer March 22, 2022
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Adam Carney

the most sexiest guy in the whole world... who has the most cutest kids ever. such a great family man... and those eyes!!! my goodness they're so dreamy and to die for. you get lost in them everything he talks.
have you seen him? my gosh! his name is Adam Carney. yummm
by ayyyyy... July 27, 2024
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