caledonia

a forever crippled bitch

*some guy broke his leg*
another guy: ur a caledonia

by quenchurthirst January 9, 2019

Caledonia

A town behind closed doors where everybody sleeps with everybody.

Caledonia is full of swingers

by Potatopoop1978 September 15, 2016

carpedonktum

Latin meaning 'seize the ass' refers to an unemployed coward who hides behind anonymity while letting his wife be the man of the house so he can stay at home and bitch online. Generally tries to provoke others for the very things he is guilty of himself with pathetic hypocrisy. His lashing out is a side effect of his own short comings and failures in life. Has anger issues toward everyone else due to his string poor decisions which started at birth. A next level keyboard warrior who inspires other keyboard warriors with equally weak minds.

That carpedonktum is really trying to belittle "welfare queens" online when he is in fact a "wefare king" - I hope his wife stops paying for his internet until he gets a actual job.

by CoulrophobicJuggalo July 11, 2019

caledonia corvairs

can be the shittiest or best hockey team ever. depending on how much effort they put in the season. community of caledonia ontario junior c niagara district.

head coach dan brown

jamie: tryin out for caledonia corvairs this year?
brandon: idk im thinking junior b, might be goin out for stoney creek.

jamie: man, were fucked so many people are leaving this year

brandon: i might, cale has to win one season. cant let people think were shit. we need some decent hockey players...

by autoloop456 August 23, 2011

Carmdonger

Carmdonger is name widely used amoung architecture students to refer to the male gentialia. Carmdonger derrives from the nicknames, Carm, Carmo, Carmy, Carmdad, and Carmdog. These nicknames were originally given to a hairy man named Carmine, who is know to be wielding a large "Tripod". Given the length and girth of this large "Tripod", new nicknames came into existence, most notably, Carmdong.

"My Carmdonger has been really itchy lately, and it burns when I pee. Do I have Herpes?"

by Habiber Fever September 19, 2016

Caremonda

A caremonda is a dickface, or dickhead! Monda is the definition of dick. It is mostly used by coastal people in Colombia.

Ese caremonda es un hijoeputa!

by Deus Montemayor July 2, 2018

caremonistly

a fast young person who goes through problems with ex the relationship and only have a little hope in it and the couple show it off by play fighting and smiling when interacting with each other

savion think of girls caremonistly

by POWER! April 15, 2019