Crappled

the intentional recruitment of random strangers into the Reddit community on boring Mondays.

We crappled a random Twitter user on a boring Monday and now his is our King for a day.

by Funkoma January 12, 2011

track a capper

anagram for tap a cracker which means having sexual intercourse with a caucasian american. you can also append with the suffix "and ghost" to either mean the inclusion of a british national or to disappear in a flash.

John told me to track a capper and ghost which i didnt understand until a day later and extensive forensic study of batshit insane individual's twitter histories.

by pigeon raisin bran awareness April 11, 2019

Capalert

1. A really gay and misguided Christian "family" movie review site which rates movies based on their appropriatness usinge thir godly bible-based rating system. Very xenophobic and hateful, rudely judging both films and their creators. They have also made up a new rating: R-13! And let's not forget their infamous "Offense to God" rating category, where anything in the films relating to other religions (or any fantasy or folklore elements) are judged as sinful and inapproriate.

Jesus would not be amused by Capalert.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

urban a cappella

A combination of gospel, hip-hop, funk and rap generes, produced with only the human voice and no instrumental accompaniment.

The vocal band, Three 5 and 6 were the originators of the urban a cappella sound.

by Dr. Dre January 9, 2004

capalert.com

Homepage of the "ChildCare Action Project," an endeavor by a fairly extreme Christian ministry to let parents determine just which movies God doesn't want their children to watch. Has hundreds of detailed movie reviews, noting everything that goes against the Bible, no matter how slight, so that you know every single reason why it's probably a bad idea to let a five-year old watch Jason X. Not all movies reviewed are scored; the reviewer sometimes is too offended to watch the whole movie in extreme cases like 8MM, Jackass: The Movie (A name he even refuses to spell out), The Birdcage, and Matilda.

by You know, that guy May 12, 2003

crappled

crippled for fear of crapping your self

Dude I almost crapped myself because I was so crappled last night.

by ittybittytittycomittee May 9, 2010

Capped out

When you cap so much you can’t cap any more.

This man always has an excuse when we ask him to party; he’s capped out!

by Javanfromthecut December 4, 2019