A flower bud that’s found primarily in the Mediterranean region. They grow in the ocean, mostly around coral reefs. Because of global warming and the shrinking/death of the coral reefs around the world, capers are considered endangered. The ocean gives them their salty flavor. Next time you eat capers, think about saving the ocean.
Girl: Damn these are some salty capers! Where’d they come from, the ocean?
Boy: Actually, yes! They’re grown on the coasts of the Mediterranean Sea!
Boy: Actually, yes! They’re grown on the coasts of the Mediterranean Sea!
by caperbot12 January 24, 2020

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by Victorish Seal Mousse May 13, 2018

The loose piece of toilet paper that often floats up out of the bottom or throat of the toilet. This is usually cause by too many things being swallowed by the Toilet Monster at one time. Looks kind of like a ghost.
The Toilet Monster was full after my serious two flush mega casper-the-friendly-compost, infinite-firehose, shit. So it puked back up a Cottonelle Caper for the dog to play with.
by EmailinaTHeArNer June 13, 2011

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".
I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....
by Rtard41 June 8, 2021
